Traffic is already a ginormous pain in the you know what here and we're not necessarily known for these wide open spaces within urban areas so this would probably be a disaster anyway and we have plenty of incredibly local restaurants to grab a delicious burger.
However, over in Idaho, they just got their first ever In 'N' Out Burger location and people were going bonkers---as in waiting up to 8 hours in line, FOR A BURGER! Even crazier, some people even camped out waiting to be one of the first in line.
Oh and by the way, the closest In 'N' Out locations to us is down in Keizer, OR just North of Salem.